Saturday, July 5, 2008
7 Running Skirts For Men: Pretend You're Scottish & Are Wearing A Kilt?!
OK, now I've seen it all. A running skirt for men? You've got to be kidding me. I'd like to know what guy's going to be brave enough to wear this without worrying about being pelted by rotting fruit from oncoming traffic?! Hey men, now you too can experience what it's like to be wolf-whistled at in a skirt. Hahahahaha......
But the real question is this: Guys, if it helped you run faster, would you shell out the bucks to buy it?! LOL. Exactly how far would you go to improve your running times?! Hahahahaha.
Knowing Erik, I don't think he'll be wearing this look anytime soon. Nor will any of our male running friends. I don't care how secure you are in your masculinity, or what your sexual orientation is: Guys, do you really fancy the idea of wearing a pink running skirt?!
Who thought of this idea?! Did the person actually give any thought to the marketability of such a concept?! Granted, I see that the idea originated in somewhere in the UK, & is being marketed as a running "kilt."
So what's the average heterosexual male to do?! Suddenly start acting super manly & pretend your Scottish?! ;-) Would you then laugh uncomfortably & get very defensive any time someone tells you you're really running in a skirt?!
It's like that scene from Planes, Trains, & Automobiles. (You know, that hilarious, classic John Hughes movie with John Candy & Steve Martin.....)
[waking up after sharing the same bed on the motel]
Neal: [frowns] Where's your other hand?
Del: Between two pillows...
Neal: Those aren't pillows!
After a brief-but-highly-uncomfortable silence, both men start acting extremely manly & then one of them asks the other, "So, ahem, how about those Mets?!" ;-) Or something like that......